Episode I: The Wii Menace
Episode II: Attack of the WiiMote
Episode III: Revenge of the Wii
Episode IV: A Wii Mark
Episode V: The WiiMote Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the WiiMote
I'll explain :P (I'm nuts).
You, the Wii Menace, were getting annoyed so you threw the WiiMote at the Wall. The WiiMote was too fast for you and attacked back stealthily, gaining it's revenge. This left a Wii Mark under your eye. The WiiMote struck back perfectly. Now it's returned to normal state.
I must be mental... Sorry.