So people I call upon you to help me get such people in office!
Too long have the Monster Raving Looney party not gotten any seats in the houses of parliment!
ITS A DISGRACE!
Our great leader and future PM put it into words a week ago. 'our party is currently pointless, we need some PM's in Parliment to sharpen it'
If these people had any control in the houses of commons they could attempt to pass silly laws daily! forcing serious MP's to turn up and veto. I mean for example if a sole looney made a law banning shorts in the summer one PM would need to appear in the HOC to go against the act and another to over throw it. Wasting 2 busy MPs time!!!!
THINK OF ALL THE TIME WASTING, MP'S WOULD NEVER GET A DAY OFF! not even Xmas day!
These people can clearly run the country just look at their manufesto.
* Abolish polling Tax, it was something introduced temporarily in the Napolionic wars it has no use today
* Drivers can go straight over a roundabout when there's no traffic coming
* Any MP who sells off a school playing field for development will be required to relinquish their own back garden as a replacement sports facility for the school
* The introduction of a 99p coin to "save on change".
So join me in wasting my vote this year, it's not like it will make a difference anyway
The MRL candidate for Milton Keynes / Edinborough and Brookside...
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Mac Geek in the House! 
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