A quick search on the forum would bring up a similar thread I started way back in the days of good old 2007, but to be honest, I have discovered more of these quotes which I feel I must share with you as they have simply cheered up my depressing couple of weeks which I have suffered of late. So, this is not a blog as such, but more of an attempt to brighten up yours and my day.
The following observations have been sent to me by emails and texts of the past few days, along with a couple of my own which I want to share with you. It really does make you think about our way of life and the things we do. If not, at least you may have a bit of a chuckle.
• Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
• One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
• You’re never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps.
• Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
• Reading when you’re drunk is horrible.
• Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
• You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
• Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
• You never know where to look when eating a banana.
• It’s impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
• Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
• Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
• You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
• Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
• The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
• The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
• Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
• Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
• Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
• It’s impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
• Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
• You never ever run out of salt.
• Old ladies can eat more than you think.
• You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.
• There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something
• No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
• Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
• The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
• People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard
• You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
• Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
• Bricks are horrible to carry.
• In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
I hope you have enjoyed reading these observations as much as I had typing them. Feel free to add you own observations, but please remember it’s a family forum
Hilarious Observations
"I would bloody hope so aswell" lol
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