If your in a marriage/co-habiting situation and are past the it all being new stage you can comfortably fart and burp as if you were sitting on your own, go to the loo when the other is in the bath and can walk around looking dog rough in the morning.
What about the best thing about getting older you can buy whatever game you want because your in charge and you can have the Wii and the Xbox 360 because you pay the bills
