Ever wondered what goes on in the heads of your fellow Wiitalkers ???
Well here you are ,all the posts from the first 50 pages of the story thread put together for your amusement
Ill update this post every now and then and try to get it all on .
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There once was a fat llama who had tourettes . His name was Johnny Be Good , and he loved to eat his own hair .
He hated when the other llamas tried to Steal his mother's favourite pair (to eat his massive chocolate bunny) of steel underpanties .
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Unfortunately the steel underpanties hadnt been counted to three so they eventually used a calculator then started to number crunch mindlessly but gave up thinking that he would have to drop his pants but couldnt count so he went back to his momma and asked her "why is my finger is so floppy?" She replied "It's because of a genetic defect , I got it from my mother who suffers from Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses"
Suddenly he morphed into a armadillio, it curled into infinity and imploded.
His mother started a new batch of angel delight to get over missing out on the lama orgy which was taking far too much time to get organised properly because they were all so drunk .
Llamas like to frequently take trips to t'top field to have some fun Shooting Mr King in the behind Whilst Mrs King frollicked with rabbits until she could take no more of the insanity that led to her shooting her very own mother with a BBgun in her eye .
Then she said "Your Wii is a god send . Of course if preordered at any retail shop it would not be there for long , so pick your noses , and wipe it down on the llama . The fat llama at the start came back to life and then died.
His widow, Sally , ate his wii , choked and died and got eaten by a wilderbeast named Larry , who liked jumping hobos whilst it was dark .
So they Stay'd put for three words was the rule . Not a supercalafragalisticexpiallidocious .
Larry thought that his leisure suit should be purple with blue spots . So he thought that he would kill himself after he masturbated violently whilst watching the next episode of "Shave your Sheep" which was on his bedside table that had 3 model sheep and a conveniently placedshotgun.
He took a packet of jellybeans and put them in a rucksack for the Journey . Not realising that his mutant ninja turtle teammate had fallen over into the great killer rabbit's home . On his pie was a shining sharp knife which he used to kill his annoying pet frog that decided to betray him by jumping on his trampoline while French kissing the neighbour's dog that had sex with his mother who was a prostitute who liked her sperm in cups of tea and liked flowers covered in some butterfly's with pretty dolphins attatched to
a big hummer slowly changing into a dancing frogzilla.....Frogzilla!!! That farts when it eats old people for fun . Especially ones with long hair and really big arms that are useful to help kill flying space monkeys that like to eat chicken pies whilst watching Aston Villa destroy Ar**nal who are retarded like totenham hotspurs who spend time watching womens programs whilst eating pies thinking this will make them more manly like most coventry city players who like to also eat pies with mashed prostitutes whilst beating up living trees that have smiling faces with clown noses and lovely little teeth.
A song is sung by Will Youngs gran in a high pitched voice that will break your windows and kill your neighbours cat . That is responsible for the food going off.
This Tuesday night was the time to be where no other chicken has been before !
The plot involved a small blue man that curiously carried a large chicken feathered handbag that contained a lot of coloured pencils which he coloured her handbag with and cunningly plotted a graph showing the trend of increase in cabbage and onion soups during the reign of King Big the best king intake for children. that involves usage of nintendo's best... loved characters. Once they danced happily in a striptease with mario on . Later that day a strange man said to me have you played... a game of russian roulette before?once but i used a fully charged piece of large high-calibre and popped a german shepherd or or two, in the french mountains... Because they attacked peter griffin who was about to kill stewie for... braking his favourite beard that he grew for a birthday celebration for Peter Pan whilst Hopping on his solar powered killing Pogostick of doom.
Suddenly a giant dwarf foraged through the busy streets that were filled with boxing kangaroo's and many violent old aged pensioner's overfilled colostomy bags ." Wa**ers" , said Johnny , "I think they are starting to watch big brother and argue over who should grab the big piece of cheese sitting under my cats surprisingly red coloured giant fur hat that is perched on a massive pensioners colostomy bag which is purple" Asked the tortoise "Neither" said the sweetcorn shaped rabbit who wanted to eat some chicken whilst sitting on a large brown stool that was right by a lorry reversing very gently and it suddenly exploded and painted the town a greenish red that blinded the resident monkeys that had recently kidnapped the president of the pencil clip association and his wife who loved him so much that she decided to to kill herself with a rusty sickle but somehow she only managed cut her hair Like posh spice on a bad day . She may be as dumb as a big duck that has no wings or two big round eyes and is a surprisingly fantastic clothes horse but killed the monkey who stole her jewellery and clothes that she had only just bought with dirty money that she stole from the laundrettes where it was being washed in old cats **it that had been taken from a cupboard of purple and yellow smelly socks that were worn by a fantastically gigantic ogre named Big Butt hairy legs . Grower herbal substitute is the only thing that can cure oral diarrhoea and the tooth fairy. Once upon a time in a castle far far away big and bad mutant monsters had an evil mother in law called Shotgun Shelly who would always eat her fingers and pick her victim's eyes out and pickles them in a jar to make Jam for her toast and sandwiches which taste yummy but everyone who died painfully and in a horrible way spurted blood all over the kitchen floor. The house maid was busy cleaning up much of the blood and then suddenly, a huge hairy bogeyman jumped onto the chicken that has a small amount of body fat to lose at Weight- loss centre Cardiff . His training was rowing , cycling and pole dancing which gave him erections that could kill human beings because they are relaxed and never turned around to get shot by a tall elephant that wears a dress that evaporates in the deep hole and becomes a harry potter fan that everybody wants to kill and kick and spit on his todger and also by nipple crippling him whilst using the wedgie machine to make hot chocolate for all the world to taste. They didn't realise that it was a poo maker and tasted like elves thatdisappear into the summer breeze and winter snow that is mistaken for big dans dandruff. To be or not to be the 2foot tall goblin
told his army of pet giants that bellowed the sound of music and cowbells would arouse the jury serving the queer
bent cop with the pink rollerskates with balls that were huge and shocking to stare at from and caused a massive
landslide which killed a small maggot that would have been king of South Korea but was tragically Actually a female
transvestite called Shaz Willermina who wanted to be Queen of the land... one day she will be a page 3 model with
two massive butt cheeks and one gigantic piece of a dildo that she users in her dirty mouth to stop juices flowing
everywhere so that the wimote battery has enough power too supply the worlds nintendo wiis so we can playour
beloved games that are the bread and butter strawberry jam and mustard on toast. Now it's time to show how
scissors can produce meat munching monsters by cutting into.. an Austin Allegro but not before giving it a full MOT a
chicken once told a small goat that when you backhand a snake, the snake sumtimes turns into a rols royce then a chimp
with three eyes and a yellow tommy gun to kill peopl who wear a red thong on their head and pink boxers on their
feet to keep them warm and help them to grow boobs to grow boobs two different times and constantly fiddle with
some sticks then Harry Potter had magically appeared and exploded in a split second into a bloody piece of KFC
that actually tasted like a piece of Ronald Mcdonald Ronald ended here in a horrific yet slightly poetic car crash last
chicken during a
Welcome to the mind of a WiiTalk user
anyone fit this description mojo? 
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