Hilarious Observations

[red daze]

Just thought I would share these with you - They make you think a bit.............


If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Why does no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?

Is bottled water all it claims to be? Evian backwards is NAÏVE!



Feel free to submit your own funny observations............

[wiimadjay]

love those red daze. the its only a game one applies here a lot

[Avan Madisen]

If a 'con' is the opposite of a 'pro', what is the opposite of progress?

[Joesplace]

in america it could be congress, apparently congress has held america back for years

[davetherave]

In the song, "You're so Vain" , the chorus reads;

'you're so vain, you probably think this song is about you, don't you?'

But the song is about him! Does that mean he isn't vain after all?

[LandShark]

Great points how about

If the plural of 'Goose' is 'Geese' then why is the plural of 'Mongoose' is 'Mongooses'

[gregtorius]

Here's a few more


Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A?

Why do they call it your "bottom" when it's really in the middle of your body?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what ever comes out"?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?


The last one cracked me up!

[wii_willy_winker]

its not really funny but the N64 has gone and been replaced with a gamecube under my name!!

But it is an observation

Woo look at me 500 posts since April, why run when you can walk!


Great fred Greg ---> Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? My favourite

[wii_willy_winker]

It hasnt changed........... why am i still on 499 posts?

[Solar]

Originally Posted by wii_willy_winker

It hasnt changed........... why am i still on 499 posts?

Fun and games section does not increase post count any longer along with the break and fan art sections.