Don't forget all the usual rules apply, so jokes must be clean, suitable for the family, no swearing, racist, sexist or otherwise distatefull jokes please.
Two cows in a field, one says "Mooooooo". The other one turns around and says...
"Ah, I was gonna say that!"
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Two oranges in a bar. One says to the other... "You're round"
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Zelda, Mario Galaxy, Mario Kart, Guitar Hero III, Guitar Hero: World Tour, Battalion Wars 2, Medal of Honour: Heroes 2, Mario Strikers Charged, Excite Truck, Rayman Raving Rabbids, Big Brain Academy, Metal Slug: Anthology, Wii Play, PES 2008, Endless Ocean, Super Paper Mario
DS:
Mario Kart, More Brain Training, Advance Wars: Dark Conflict, 42 All Time Classics, Project rub, Animal Crossing: Wild World, Yoshi's Island DS, Picross DS
360:
Halo 3, Mass Effect, COD 4, Ghost Recon, FIFA 09, Top Spin 3, Portal: Still Alive, Geometry Wars 2: Evolved
There were these three guys washed up on a desert island. One of them had been digging in the sand for anything that might be useful and found a magic lamp.
He rubbed it and out popped a genie, who offered them 3 wishes - one each.
George wished that he could be back in his local pub supping a pint of real ale - KAZAM - there he was, back home, surrounded by all his mates.
Jock wished he could be back in the bar of his local Golf Course, sipping a wee dram of Malt Whisky - KAZAM - he was there, much to his relief.
Paddy sat on the sand all alone and said "I really like it here, but I wish my mates were back here with me!"
KAZAM!
An oldie but goodie!
Games owned (that I play): EA Playground, Endless Ocean, Excite Truck, Ghost Squad, Gottlieb Pinball, HotD, Kororinpa, Link’s Crossbow Training, Mario Kart, Mario Party 8, MySims, Pinbusters, RE:UC, Super Paper Mario, SSB Brawl, Wii Fit, Wii Play, Wii Sports
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"How' s it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You a**hole, it's three-fifteen in the morning!"
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