Let's make a story

[Gaffer]

Right, seeing as this is the place for all and sundrie, I thought I'd contribute by adding a story thread.

How it works....
Simply add three words at a time (ie three words per post) so that you slowly build up sentences. Over time, they can turn into paragraphs....chapters.....and thus a masterpiece is born (well, not really).

Example:
Me: There was a
Someone else: green herring who
A third: decided that his
Mr X: psychiatrist was really
Mrs Y: a blacmange, masquerading
Mr cucumber: as a yellow
Me: submarine. He decided
You: to go to
Them: the local nutcase
Us: shop to buy

etc etc

EDIT: Oh, and you can't reply to yourself

I'll start





There once was

[Tr!toch]

a fat llama

[Gaffer]

who had tourettes.

[Tr!toch]

His name was

[Gaffer]

Johnny Be Good,

[Tr!toch]

and he loved

[Gaffer]

to eat his

[21stcenturykid]

own hair. He

[wii_man76]

hated when the

[captainff]

other llamas tried